From Pierre Foods:

A giant 8.40 oz. sandwich with two specially seasoned, breaded pork patties. Patties are shaped like real pork chops and breading stays crunchy out of the microwave. All on the world’s greatest microwavable bun.

A frozen-food, vending machine delight. Take a look at its nutrition info.

I first saw one of these when I worked at VERITAS. They replaced the cafeteria crew with vending machines (BTW, this is sign #1 that your company is tanking, and that you should find new employment post-haste; it only gets worse after they liquidate the food people), and this was one of the choices. To my knowledge, nobody, except a former coworker named Scott, was ever brave enough to try one. Legend has it the DPCS is still lodged in his small intestine.

Obviously if they’re still around, there’s a market for them. Which begs the question, who really eats these things? And why?