Jack Palance, accepting his best supporting actor Oscar (click image for video):

“As far as the two handed pushups, well you can do that all night, and it doesn’t make any difference whether she’s there or not.”

Jimmy V accepting his Arthur Ashe ESPY (click image for video):

“Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, it cannot touch my soul. And those three things are going to carry on forever.”