Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

This article is hilarious — not because researchers are calling out Indian men as being penilously deprived, not because they actually took the time to measure the penises of 1200 men, but because of the response of the former editor of Maxim India.  Go ahead and read the article, but I’ll paraphrase for you:

Researchers:  INDIAN MEN HAVE SMALL PENISES!!!

Indian Men:  It’s not the size that matters.  Besides, look at our population.  Bitch.