Black Death: now, with more fuzz!

File this one under the “Stoned Biology Major Turns Entrepreneur” category. 

These would make great gifts for your germaphobe friends.  Now they can freak out uncontrollably and be comforted at the same time.  One can’t help but marvel at the advances of modern science and technology.

(Gawd.  Even as furry little stuffed animals, they still creep me out.  No thanks.)