When changing a newborn baby boy’s diaper, always cover his little wang with a washcloth or some other type of absorbent material.
On a related note, just because said newborn baby boy pees all over the changing table, the blinds, and himself, doesn’t mean he’s done peeing. Never underestimate his ability to reload and resume firing away.
Jon Sagara 
For future use you might want to try the Wee Block.
http://www.zippergifts.com/kids_dog_fun/weeblocks.html
RE: Lesson learned
Thanks to the Cobbs for having us over for dinner on Saturday night, and for hosting the first official