That protocol being:
- Baby messes pants
- Parent changes baby’s diaper
- Baby waits longer than 5 seconds to mess pants again
Late last night:
Troy’s butt went, “SSSSMMMUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPP!”
And I was all, “Eeeewwwwwww!”
And he was like, “Wah!”
And I was all, “Yeah, dude, totally.”
And then I like, changed his diaper and stuff.
And then I was all, “There you go, Troy-Troy. All better?”
And his butt was all, “SSSMUUUURPRLLLDDDERRFFFFFTTTTHHHPBBB!”
Daddy loves you, Troy.
You little bastard.