The title of this article is “Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident“:
A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill.
Unfortunate? Homer getting hives is unfortunate. Diarrhea is unfortunate. Kirsten Dunst’s teeth are unfortunate.
Getting your genitals stuck in a machine at a saw-mill is an unmitigated disaster.