First, there’s this:

FORT COLLINS, Colo. - Colorado State forward Xavier Kilby was arrested after he was accused of pointing a gun at teammate Ronnie Aguilar’s head, police said Monday.

And now, there’s this*:

FORT COLLINS, Colo. - A 4-year-old boy who was […] blitzed by a college football player during a game has 30 stitches in his head[…]

Best Place to Live in the U.S. my left butt cheek. Your college athletes are a bunch of gun-toting, child-beating thugs! Mr. Greenwood, you’ve got some splainin’ to do.

* Excerpt intentionally and misleadingly edited to make my faux outrage seem real.

Edit: Of course it was only a matter of time until someone YouTube’d it:

Damn.

Edit 2: YouTube video dead. Double damn.