First, there’s this:
FORT COLLINS, Colo. – Colorado State forward Xavier Kilby was arrested after he was accused of pointing a gun at teammate Ronnie Aguilar’s head, police said Monday.
And now, there’s this*:
FORT COLLINS, Colo. – A 4-year-old boy who was […] blitzed by a college football player during a game has 30 stitches in his head[…]
* Excerpt intentionally and misleadingly edited to make my faux outrage seem real.
Edit: Of course it was only a matter of time until someone YouTube’d it:
Edit 2: YouTube video dead. Double damn.