Me: (singing) “Thank you for being a friend…”

Voice in my head: No, you idiot!!! Gilmore Girls, not Golden Girls!!!

Me: Oh. Aren’t they the same thing?

Vimh: *Thwack!*

And just like that, I forgot how to do math.

But seriously, that just shows you how much I watch TV. I thought the show died a long time ago, but The Bee says it was just canceled today.

In light of this news, I just spent 5 seconds composing a nice eulogy for the show, but then I remembered I don’t care, so I caressed my butt instead.

Be gone, Gilmore Girls. I didn’t even know you were still in the room.