I was all ready to file this one under “Redundant Slurs Against White People”, until I looked at the picture.

ETA: Speaking of crackers, we’re teaching American Sign Language to Troy, hoping that it will reduce the terror of the Terrible Twos by allowing him to communicate his needs to us. We’re using the Baby Signing Time series of videos.

One of the first words they teach you is “cracker”:

Click to see a video demonstration of the word “cracker” being signed

Of course, me being me, I couldn’t resist; instead of making the correct sign, I simply said “cracker” and pointed at Kelly.

That set off an internal struggle inside my brainial region:

I’m so offended!

No, wait - that was HILARIOUS!

*sigh*

It’s tough being a half-breed.