"… and that's when the fight started"

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there were – alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car …
and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it … he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
… and that's when the fight started. 


[Received via email.  h/t to my Mom, via Uncle Bill]