Why, yes, I would, thank you.

So.

Kelly and T-man are out of town for the next couple of nights, which means I’ll have to fend for myself when it comes to food. Fortunately, I learned how to operate a BBQ at an early age (thanks, Dad!), so, for tonight at least, I won’t starve to death.

What’s on the menu:

• T-bone steak
• Kimchee
• Rice
• Coors Light (for basting the steak (honest))

Mmm… temporary bachelorhood food…