A Love Story
I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
Google Apps: 4 GB
I just noticed that my GAfYD email inbox quota increased from 2 GB to 4GB.
Thanks, Google!
Moonlight Graham finally gets his shot
One of the saddest moments in Field of Dreams is when Archie “Moonlight” Graham has to give up his dream of playing with some of the biggest names in baseball to save Ray Kinsella’s daughter from choking on a hot dog. And yet, Graham does it with only a slight amount of hesitation. He knows that his true calling in life is to be a doctor.
It has freaked me out the past couple of games to see Jacoby Ellsbury playing for the Red Sox, and after just a moment of thought, I finally figured out why: Jacoby Ellsbury is Moonlight Graham!
Who's the man?
PeRoYa, that’s who.
A two-run shot to give the Sox a 5-2 lead. Then a 3-RBI double to really open it up.
After a slow start to the playoffs, he really came through in the clutch.
w00t!
Update: More Pedroia goodness
Diarrhea, cha cha cha!
Babies are smaller, cuter versions of full-grown human beings, so it stands to reason that their diarrhea would be less explosive, better smelling, and just an all around pleasant experience, right?
Right???
No.
That is all. Carry on.
Abs-O-E at work
From the SacBee:
Almost 40 percent of Sacramento County’s teens and young adults carry a sexually transmitted disease, the third-highest rate in the state, according to a study from the Public Health Institute released Tuesday.
The study included STD estimates among 15- to 24-year-olds for several diseases that are not reported because labs or doctors are not required to notify the county or state when they are detected. […]
Last month, a Bee article noted sharp increases in Sacramento’s reportable STDs – diseases such as chlamydia and gonorrhea.
Latest Google Ninja Feature: Weather
Well, I doubt it’s new, but it’s new to me.
You can get a weather forecast for your ZIP code just by typing “weather ” into Google. So, if you lived in Rocklin, you’d type in “weather 95765”, and you’d get this.
So rad.
Google, taking over the world, one little convenience at a time.
Day care
Yesterday was Troy’s first day of day care. The duty of dropping him off in the morning fell to me. It was a little bit tougher than I expected, but in the end, we all fared just fine.
I suppose this will end up being a good thing, but it’s hard to turn over your infant son to other people for 6+ hours a day.
Argh.