Condolences
Oct. 14, 1925 - Jan. 20, 2007
Paul Junichi Matsumura, 81, passed away peacefully surrounded by his loving family and friends on Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007.Mr. Matsumura was born Oct. 14, 1925 to Sadahiko and Sumiyo Matsumura in Esparto. He attended school in Esparto graduating in 1943 from Amache Internment Camp High School in Colorado. He left camp to enlist in the United States Army where he served two tours of duty. Upon his return, he met and married his wife of 58 years, Tamiyo. He farmed in Esparto until his retirement until 1991. He enjoyed fishing, bowling, golf and driving around inspecting the farmland.
Need An Operating System
Wanker of the Day: this guy (emphasis mine):
Hi,
So I’m posting for a rather large project. I need someone to program me a new OS (Operasting System) that looks different than Ms Windows XP etc. but has the same style. It does not need to run on a mac but all the other PCs. It’s supposed to have a stylish look with clear edges etc. And ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A REDESIGNED WINDOWS as I’m going to sell that operating system later on. It’s going to be called BlueOrb.
What not to say if a hot chick approaches you
I found this to be tremendously funny, probably because I know, deep down, that I would have said something much more pathetic:
One of the girls, turns to me, walks directly towards me, and starts up a conversation.
Girl : Hey
Me : What?
Girl : Hello, hows it going?
Me: What? Me?
Girl (starting to get a little flustered) : So, my friend and I have been wondering, whats this thing you’ve got around your neck?
Me: Oh, thats a dog tag. Its nothing really. My friend gave it to me. He bought it from Guess. It was 13.95 before taxes, and about 15.11 all in all. Yeah. It this whole fraternity, camaraderie thing.
Girl : Oh ok…
(awkward 20 second silence)
Girl : Ok then, buh-bye
I used to joke about creating the world's first LP ROM
The absurdity of the idea made me feel clever and witty whenever I mentioned it to a friend. I guess I’m just ahead of my time.
The USB Turntable at ThinkGeek.
The Tiddy Bear
Does the shoulder strap of your car cut into your shoulder? Introducing the Tiddy Bear. Fits all makes and models!
LOL. This actually appears to be a real product.
