About every 2 days, I receive a phishing attempt in my SPAM folder that purports to be from the Fifth Third Bank. This has been happening for about a year or two, and every time I have laughed it off as a pathetic “Engrish” attempt by some funny fur’ner to dup Americans into revealing their bank account details. Joke’s on me.
Turns out it was a group of Ohioans who decided that this would be a great name for their respected financial institution. Way to raise the bar, guys.