About every 2 days, I receive a phishing attempt in my SPAM folder that purports to be from the Fifth Third Bank.  This has been happening for about a year or two, and every time I have laughed it off as a pathetic “Engrish” attempt by some funny fur’ner to dup Americans into revealing their bank account details.  Joke’s on me.

Turns out it was a group of Ohioans who decided that this would be a great name for their respected financial institution.  Way to raise the bar, guys.