Little Boy slept six (six!) consecutive hours last night. Other little babies of the world, this is what happens when your father has Mad Ninja Parenting Skills™. Or, when you’re no longer a newborn. Either way, I kick ass.

But the fact remains, after the boy has slept for 6 consecutive hours, he’s carrying an extra 12 or 13 pounds around in his diaper. Whoo-eee!