Excuse me a sec while I step outside; I need to go work on my blood pressure
Posted October 24, 2008
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I visited Yahoo! News this afternoon, and was greeted with this fabulous headline:
The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure
I didn’t bother to read the article, but I’m pretty sure it says that the key to a longer, healthier life lies in passing gas more often, audibly, and in public places.